I was once a dignified, happy person with an ego the size of a plume tomato. However, it all came to an end when I stopped concentrating on what I was doing and promptly asked myself, "What exactly is a plume tomato?" Suffice to say, it was an unwise course of action to take when one is flying a four-million dollar military aircraft over the Pacific Ocean. My REO ejected, and I tried too as well after securing the top-secret cargo we were carrying; mainly my Marijuana. I tried to eject, but my boot was unfortunately stuck under the lever. I stopped concentrating on what I was doing and promptly asked myself, "Why exactly are my boots off?" Suffice to say, it was an unwise course of action to take when one is flying a four-million dollar military aircraft over the Pacific Ocean. Inside the aircraft, I plummeted, and when we hit the water it was like somebody had smacked me with a sack of potatoes going at sixty. Most horrible of all; I made you read a segment of my so-called 'life'. N0ob/nwb. "June 8 -- By an unfortunate coincidence, the annual ``Tailhook'' convention of naval aviators happens to be booked into the same Las Vegas hotel as the Association of Women Karate Instructors. ``I had no idea,'' states one observer, ``that an aviator could fly that far without an aircraft.'' Dave Barry 1992 Year in Review

RCAF Pilot

Boxing, biting, snorting, snarking, writing, smoking, drinking, art, Mortal Kombat, eighties cartoons (BEETLE JEUCE and TMNT pwn!), eating, surviving a day in my life, heavy metal, rock, techno, punk, howling, sex, baking cookies.